Who is Stuart anyway?

Tonight, I started my Sweet Sweater as part of the
crochet me C-A-L. Thought I would try to use some bulky yarn so it works up quick. In my stash, I had some Highland Thistle yarn (Hobby Lobby brand) in a pretty red color called "Stuart" (go figure?) I haven't even joined the C-A-L yet, but I wanted to get a head start. The yarn worked up pretty quickly and 1 ball got me almost all the way to the cap sleeves. And then I ran out, of course! It's killing me because I'm wide awake and I'm out of yarn. Everyone in my family is asleep, but I apparently drank too much caffeine today. To top it off, Hobby Lobby is closed on Sundays, so I'll have to wait until freakin' Monday to get more yarn.